Right-handed pitcher Philip Humber threw a perfect game, the twenty-first in major league baseball history, in a 4-0 White Sox victory over the Seattle Mariners.
Yesterday will also be remembered as the Boston massacre.
A perfect game and a perfect day. . .
shove it, David.
Uh, oh, some fan of the Carmines is angry. . .
angry? No, that’s too one-dimensional. Think of it as a regular reader who thinks that was a tacky, graceless slur. Be a fan, don’t be an asshole.
OK, I promise, no more mentions of any team that is now 7-10 and firmly in the cellar.
Let me be the first to congratulate the White Sox on their current winning streak.
Schdenfreude is for losers.
Gratuitous (after beating the Pale Hose 3 out of 4) is all I can say. We’ll see how generous you are tomorrow, when (in a very different sport) my Red Devils play the rich upstarts from across town.